cleromancy:

do my pets know what it means when i give them sweet kisses?? do they know that  i love them so much. i tell them everyday but do they know

the-goddamazon:

bitchenwitch:

spoopyhawke:

oh my god oH my god OH MY GOD fuckin christ oh my god masculinity is so fragile oh my god

"wow i like that sweater you’re knitting" "IT’S NOT A SWEATER IT’S A BRO COZY CAN’T YOU SEE I’M A MAN??"

LOLOLOLOL

the-goddamazon:

bitchenwitch:

spoopyhawke:

oh my god oH my god OH MY GOD fuckin christ oh my god masculinity is so fragile oh my god

"wow i like that sweater you’re knitting" "IT’S NOT A SWEATER IT’S A BRO COZY CAN’T YOU SEE I’M A MAN??"

LOLOLOLOL

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reallylameblog:

rogerdabbit:

Goals.

it’s 12 hours of cotton eyed joe

reallylameblog:

rogerdabbit:

Goals.

it’s 12 hours of cotton eyed joe

(Source: rllylovely)

cypheroftyr:

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

Elephants are the reincarnated souls of some really decent people.

Hold on friend, we are coming, it’s ok.

cypheroftyr:

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

Elephants are the reincarnated souls of some really decent people.

Hold on friend, we are coming, it’s ok.

(Source: sovietmontage)

sizvideos:

Video

hibachi1:

Me: *makes her cum n buys her pizza*
Her: *leaves me for someone with a job and personality*

(Source: stopmemes)

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via artfucker1996)

(Source: cachaemic)

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riverdancingcas:

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon has suddenly, inexplicably, become your legal guardian

I’m going to die

thetinkertoyboy:

rudimentree:

ramblingferret:

sizvideos:

Penn and Teller on Vaccinations - Video

And even if that Autism thing was true (WHich it fucking isn’t) your kid is still safe from these diseases.

What’s fucking worse? You saying you’d rather have dead kid then and Autistic one? Seriously Anti-vaxxers need to banished to the moon something.

preach it

This is also why shit like Autism Speaks is fucking terrible.

People are so terrified of autism due to their campaigning that they’re willing to put LIVES at risk to avoid a child who has it.

Without that fear, the anti-vaccination campaign would have never taken off.

jessehimself:

Misty Upham, who was nominated for an Indie Spirit Award in 2009 for her role in the feature film Frozen River, was found dead in the woods in Auburn, WA, today after going missing earlier this month. She was 32. Filmmaker friend Tracy Rector, speaking on behalf of the family, confirmed that the Native American actress was found by a search party led by uncle Robert Upham. She was later identified by family members. “The main thing her family wants people to know is that the Auburn Police Department would not cooperate in looking for Misty,” Rector told Deadline. “There’s a long history of police harassment and friction between the police and the Muckleshoot community here, and her family feels they dropped the ball and Misty perhaps would have been found if the police had taken it seriously.”

(Source: chainsawblowjay)

gentlemansessentials:

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